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the New Year a knee fig

Welcome, dear reader, in the new decade, and in Septentryo third-year. Nice of you to stop by in ten years. Children who were born in 2000, ten years old this year. How do we find it? Do you even know exactly what you have made New Year's Eve 1999?
The new year started for me, appropriately, with a neologism. It was the advanced time when you get up on New Year's usually when you do not have small children and not to the group of larks is convinced. Late afternoon also. In a sluggish, sitting discharged brawl, I beat the Spaniard by my side (well, I have this wording stolen by Petra Reski, but with her it's an Italian) is actually a joke on his knee. It smacked quite loud, I was startled a little, because I seriously want to inflict pain to anyone, and said apologetically: "Sorry, now I've really slapped." Said Spaniard looked serious for a few seconds on his knee and said just as seriously: "Geohr kneels." This charming neologism amused me so much now that I was suffocating in the following fit of laughter, yet still painfully brought out that yes, if at all, but gekniefeigt had called. Then the said Spaniards, in going out, "See if you ohrkniest me, I kneel cowardly up with words."
This wordplay now leads to a lot of linguistic and philosophical kitchen Conclusions of which could accompany a part in the New Year as a resolution or at least as a wish: to meet

• strictly speaking, a slap in the face has the ear, otherwise it is only a fig.
• A fig alone does not make a pain, but is a fruit, and they will only act of violence related to the ear. But will it be with your knee?
• One can not cowardly someone. Figs is not a verb but ear in conjunction with the prefix will be loving.
• ear-is a prefix that is in German, which makes a fruit import an act of violence.
• A new feature of the naturalization process in Germany, I propose that instead of the language test you want to: Create at least three German neologisms, preferably by Verbaffigierung. The best creations will be rewarded with an entry in the dictionary.
• I'm definitely sure that Germany is developing in his capacity as an immigrant country further. So that our language is alive.