Monday, September 27, 2010

Women Mistress In Leather

Karate Kids charity

I was never a special friend (and no girlfriend) of the typical girls sports. My whole childhood and youth through I was all for dance and gymnastics too crude, and later I would rather emphasize my masculine side and decided to go for martial arts, where I am known to be still like bellows. But two events came together that made me rethink my approach: First, I recently read a text by Elizabeth Gilbert, the lady who now appeared on the original literary work Film "Eat. Pray, Love." Delivered. In this text, Ms Gilbert told by her yoga awakening experience. This contributed to such a way that Ms. Gilbert did not know what that is, yoga. But they always had back pain and therefore they sent a friend to yoga class. And as she lay there sweating, stretching in an exercise her spine, the spine suddenly shouted "yeah, I will, I've always wanted!" or something like that. And from then on never heard Mrs. Gilbert to do yoga, and her spine on speaking kindly to her and not hurt.
next day (which is still one of, first, I just wanted to make a paragraph) then told me a Friend of her just made first yoga experience (without us having previously talked about Mrs. Gilbert), and they finally came to the sentence: "I do not know somehow my body always says' yes!" with all yoga practices. " As it went through me then but as a Potzblitz. Two women, two lives that have never crossed, two spirits, who know nothing of each other, and both bodies say the same for Yoga! And since we have not even discussed that bodies speak at all suddenly to their owners!
Second, and this is now the late Second, I've been struggling for some time with an elbow inflammation, with which one is the best will can not wrestle without pain martial arts terms. Since the physical training but now is not to disappear completely and I had heard so many positive things about it just so, so I tried it out: Yoga. One in this country but rather driven by girls sport, how will agree with me the most. But so be it, it hurt the arm and I wanted to move anyway, and maybe I would of course so a "yes" experience.
The first experience of a special, even more beautiful nature, probably also the reason why only one man was found outside him in the hall, was the Yogi. Perhaps we may call him not Yogi and he was just the coach. At least he had the body of God in his best years, plus mocha cream-colored skin and waist-length dreadlocks. I suspect that he is a true Jamaican Rastafarian. He speaks at least, so an Indian who has lived in Holland and a little too late, early 20s, started to learn German. The characteristic proper language, perhaps an influence of Yoga is that singular and plural merge in harmony. This has the nice effect that you never know who is addressed and how many, that all feel so very quickly as a single being. What should you do with another delicate gesäuselten phrases such as "If you can stretch you (or her) hand to your foot." Or "if they (or you) can turning up with the other side in the upper direction. "time, number, space and nature become one, the demarcation of the individual is blurred by his environment to a vague memory of the past. The most beautiful and, I later learned, for all the feel-good sports context most important is the mantra way repeated admonition, "Take your shoulder away from the ear," I interpreted sharp and true that to the lowering of both shoulders without using the hands is meant, I imagine, but since then have always liked how the right hand on the left ear (and vice versa) accidentally glued abzupft shoulder and back latches at their given location.
Well, I had all in all a fun first yoga class, but this is no affirmative determination after more experience and arm pain. The arm pain I should not leave so fast, so I took in the following weeks, a small tour of the offer supposedly arm-girl of my sports club. Karate Kid is indeed older and it may even be a little more quiet, I thought a little wistfully. And I tried this: After
Yoga Pilates came. Among them I had now introduced something completely different than what I got adjusted to sweaty body workout and the like, provided: Mostly I spent the hour to understand the test when I was a should breathe in and out when, whether in head / leg down or high. And I tried my three legs located between the orifices of sealing devices, as I ordered, though with a slight mind thoughts that I care anyway these openings to carry most of the time closed. I also sweated not a drop, and that was very scary to me, but I maintain during exercise as a kind of wild beast perspire (and tell you now nciht please, not wild animals perspire). The
Yes I was but not entirely unexpected when spiritual course "Fitness Light". The "yes there is almost on the street will say on the floor. And it is constantly hinausgejauchzt from trainer who just a Blast in the jumping around-and this thing is like sheep by their many different pitches in tirilierte "Jas" conveys. The first time I thought, oh God, I do not hold on. Right here I was surrounded by all these girls whose sports I wanted to do but never! I, Karate Kids less buddy!
But what can I say, in the pecking Not even the kid, the crumbs on the floor. After all, I was one of the two participants at the Pilates course 27.12. (You do not care about the above date, dear reader, New Year is over, that's the sad truth), I'm already so this certain hardness in the matter, otherwise the show almost only real martial artist. And I have stoutly resisted, as I was kindly invited that day to "Fit over 50", only because I stood waiting in front of the other hall. And as for coordination and agility, I can show the Hüpfi-schicki already, as he took it. By the way, is always a quota in each course a man present, seems to be a golden rule. And I've been my Armkrankheit always the zealous, the partout jumping barefoot because she does not send trainers and martial arts training nunmal barefoot, and the sportelt also in a rather unfavorable old baggy clothes because they can not exactly go in the karate suit and is not ready the extra for a temporary scale Mädchengehüpfe chic to buy black-pink Hüpfsachen. With yoga, I decided I'd rather wait another few years. Until I'm ready for the Yes-determination.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

How Much Does Stacey London Make?

of recent events: Vivat Russia!

Dear Friends, - how shall I say - I am moved at the same time infinite and infinitely surprised at my former blindness. I swear I did not know it until yesterday: I am an international star. And most of my fan base lives in a country I've tried to ignore a large extent, but about which I intend to learn more now: Russia.
This should tell me that I noted in my boundless ignorance of the world yesterday that for the nature of blogs, as I practice it, a field with "statistics" are. I was probably seen before in one eye, but in my disgust shunned for everything as far as possible the number of related entries. Then I suddenly thought that these so-called statistics indeed something wrong with my blog, could have precisely to do with his readers. And lo and behold: a new world opened up to me. Not only that several hundred readers Septentryo in the great period of drought for months as Fraunoelle not published an entry (today she is ashamed for it, really!) Followed faithfully. What my Kosmopolitenherz much more violent to boil said (or was it blood?), The international nature of my readership. Septentryo enjoys is the popularity of Luxembourg, British, Americans, and even in Hong Kong, it seems most diligent students of German or industrious exiles. The Chinese have Septentryo, it seems, to slip through the censorship, because there we will read.
Less pleased me that the favorite post of the last months "Drunken birds with hoods" is far down on top of the stories from Cuba. The fact that in the said text is a howitzer, which is a war machine, let me conclude that there are quite a few of my readers Militaria-fetishists. No idea about what the backlink landed here, but you let it be said you would-be warmongers and Haudrauf: You're wrong here. Septentryo is indeed sometimes vulgar, but thoroughly pacifist blog. If you are willing to donate your weapons collections of Bread for the World, you are welcome otherwise go somewhere else you romps! But now to
indicated already, for me the most moving part of my yesterday's discovery: my unknown Russian friends. For the month of September, the frequency of page views in Russia was right behind in Germany, with six calls. I can not count well now and I have not really checked to see how many Russians, but I could well imagine that these six Russians about a millionth of the Residents this vast country represent. That's something! And spread over a longer period, there were still more, I did not want to specify only pretending. In any event, ranging from the six Russians to Russia on the handsome illustrated statistical Septentryo light green world map to color. Germany is on this map colored dark green (that is, for all the compassionate Schmunzler that it is in our land a few more than six, even more than sixty, yah), except for Russia still make it, China and the United States for the month September into the bright green. Imagine and attack moves to the chest: the former class enemies and current economic rival peacefully in a single fresh Mintton! And in between, in deep moss green, love Germany as a mediator and co-leader! Beating heart not as diplomats later (that reminds me, maybe my foreign readers and even diplomats. Huhuu, cuckoo, you have identified)?
In particular, it urges me but to learn: Who are you, other Russians? German-Russians? I always thought, that can not speak German and still want to live in Germany, because it's better here. Former KGB agents, the East German nostalgia? But I'm Westerner, you will find in me what you're looking for? Or have you learned from the Stasi, that my father's family at that time from the Soviets you had fled from Saxony and in the record before me? Or are you just at the end of the Germanic unspectacular students or, even worse, German students of Slavic studies who want to breathe a little virtual home air? Yes but every now and then goes home to at Septentryo, you did it correctly identified.
love six Russians, whoever you are, I can not your language. Therefore, I am happy and grateful that you might think. I would also like to visit you, yes, but somehow your government is not quite kosher and not your flashy billionaire wives, and I still can only drink a very small puddle of vodka, then shook me already. I am therefore not very suitable for a life with you. But I thank you for your interest in Septentryo, and you are cordially invited to the next reading. The place outdoors in October, should therefore be a pleasant ambience for you, where you can drink up warm with plenty of vodka. I think for you six we had here at a pinch even a sleeping place.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Kates Playground Does A Body Good

Hispania II mentality Near-spotting and cleaning

Does your household Domestos? No? Clorix? Not? Thought so. You probably clean with frog-cleaner or a similar product that says something of biodegradability. And I would almost bet, that if there is a choice between paper and plastic bags, paper bravely to draw or perhaps even, that would be very exemplary, bring a basket or a cloth bag for shopping, maybe you fill all purchases in your backpack or bike bag. Welcome to the modern, environmentally conscious Germany, the beautiful layers, which frightened during the eighties have believed to the forest decline and if possible do like to save the whales. And for the careful sorting is much safer than the gospel truth. Welcome to the civilized Western Europe. Now Spain
clearly is further west than Germany, but in terms of environmental protection, I sometimes think that modernism has not yet arrived there. Is excessive, I know. But conversely, we live in English View just in the dirt. And are as deeply backward, as we simply do not understand the comfort of sterility. I think it has mainly historical reasons: as Germany, voiced concern about acid rain and forest decline, Spain had just a couple franco-free years and equal to the first coup behind; fled who could, from a poor, dirty country to the awakening Cities , leaving the rural life and the dark past and made up into an clean water, preferably with a bidet. Says the abortion of the people but everything else about his life.
the same time learned the very advanced German living that nuclear energy may vegetables are contaminated and that a plastic bag in the woods will need 300 years to decompose. And he did not care. Timid at first, then increasingly with system, he began to cut plastic, picked for the mixed fruit may only be a paper bag and grabbed the bananas no longer a matter returned at the end, but it still took back a bit, even the paper bag. The masterstroke was the ecologically concerned German in the waste separation, he was a true master of garbage separator (or waste separation masters): The paper got a basket, the glass is three pouches depending on the color, the organic waste was in the black or green bin, if not equal to the own compost. And then there was still jahaaa, the Green Point with his yellow bag. In many villages of the favorite point of contention disaffected citizens who felt their local superiors enslaved pointless, but some knew from good authority, that all of the yellow bags with their plastic garbage behind again anyway with the normal garbage (of which some people do not a longer knew what he was actually allowed to throw yet) landed in the incinerator.
And so he separated, although temporarily angry today, the good Biodeutsche. There were also new social niches from this sorting, like that of glass and cans collectors. The sculpture is from the coffers of the supermarkets in this country largely disappeared, or it costs extra. And today, all cleaning agents are biodegradable, they remain on the shelf. If the drain clogged times is, well what's at it, because it simply does not flow free, because it is corrosive, but it takes time until the Plömmel and properly inflated. Or try reading Grandma's good coffee grounds. Not so with our southern friends. Go
times in a English supermarket, buy a tidy. Let's say for 30 €. As you come out but not less than 6 bags. Plastic, of course. The paper bag was not found south of the Pyrenees. And you will be looked damn funny if you arrive with a backpack and start at the box office, all reinzustopfen there I tell you. It then keeps the same for a backpackers (so you might as well) or strays. And in similar categories for you if you say that you brush at home only with organic cleaners, if possible, without chemicals, even still accompanied by the statement that sterility is not your primary financial goal. To virgen heaven's sake, santa , as the hands around you but are appalled at the head beaten. The magic word
Iberian home hygiene is in fact lejía . Known to us and hardly bought by private individuals or as Domestos Clorix. A non-guaranteed biodegradable chemical bomb that used to bleach clothes is. Ökohaushaltsvorstehern institution superintendents yesterday and today as a thorn in the eye. In the span safe home, however lejía is often used for cleaning and disinfection of all : floors, toilet, sink, laundry, sinks, bathtubs, doorknobs, food bowls. Thanks lejía the average English household is 99% germ-free. You could eat basically anywhere from the ground, if we do not like this would get annoying chlorine poisoning. A friend once told, since they have a dog, they dilute the lejía no longer water, but clean the floor with just lejía pura. On the somewhat horrified whether because they do not have fear, the dog might lap up remnants of the cleaning agent in bone nibbling accidentally from the ground said they piqued easy dog bones were surely intended for consumption outside the home.
It's all has its good side. The millions of tourists each year stay in Spain beds left, but yes a lot of germs. Since lejía perhaps ultimately helps to preserve the public health. And the typical German eco-tourist in Spain for his dirty clothes and his dirty hiking boots are a plastic bag too little, because they are at home so to get any more. He just needs to go into any supermarket and To buy a pack of whole wheat biscuits, now he has two fresh new bags. He can then reuse for the next three years.
All this will be played only on the way, if you think your home permanently or temporarily relocate to the Iberian Peninsula: Buy your home neat organic cleaning products, and make sure if this is right for your question rather, a German cleaning woman. Unless you want to have even hygienically clean.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Black Stools Before Labor

Remains of 55,000 € in the waste paper container found

I've made really big eyes when I recently discovered the remains of about 55,000 euros in a waste paper container. Where only is the whole coal, and what happened then that?
Whether there is such a criminal background? For me, the ransom amount, however, seems to be somewhat too low. Maybe the money actually stems from a bank robbery, and that the perpetrators wanted to eliminate tell-tale traces. Or it was flowers that were destroyed elsewhere. Or a luxury car has changed for cash its owner ...
It offers yet another, if somewhat perverse interpretation of that the money had exceeded the minimum shelf life and was otherwise disposed of properly ... ;-)
Of course I would have much rather the bills were still in it put into the bands. Well, no matter lies exactly what that - strange as it is all!


Sunday, August 29, 2010

Urine Detection Of Ativan

Leverkusen vs. Gladbach 3:6 - videos with all the gates!

far Borussia Mönchengladbach, Bayer Leverkusen as points supplier was always a welcome guest, but this Sunday, 29 August 2010, are both teams probably not as fast Remember: In a true assault Moenchengladbach played a sedate-looking Bayer Eleven straight to the wall and deservedly won 6-3. Here again all nine goals to enjoy the video review:

first Half: 0-1
Herrmann, 20 Min - 1:1 Derdiyok 24 Min 1:2
Brouwers, 40 Min - 1:3 Herrmann, 44 Min

second Half
Arango 1:4, 56 Min:

2:4 Vidal, 58 Min (FE):

Idrissou 2:5, 60 Min:

2:6 Reus, 69 Min:

3:6 Kiessling, 70 Min:

This was most certainly the Highlights 2 Matchday of the Bundesliga season 2010/2011!


Friday, August 27, 2010

Walking Aids Donation

Kaiserslautern made from Bayern 2-0 (video of goals)

The second round of the Football League began with a bang: The first FC Kaiserslautern beat in the Friday game favorites from Munich 2-0. With a double strike in the 36th and 37 Kaiserslautern minutes secured the first half-time:
Ibicevic 1-0 (36th min):

Lakic 2-0 (37th min):

In the 2 Half were then both teams their chances, so it ended up staying at the all in all, some happy victory of Kaiserslautern. This took
the Palatinate (now) with 6:0 and 5:1 points outside the standings.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

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knock first - then come! Al Qaeda

According etiquette is a vital sign of courtesy to knock before entering an office. How can it go, this video shows ...


has While this gentleman is still at least halfway behave correctly, the following visitor certainly need a little Nachilfe:



Friday, August 20, 2010

Beauty Salon Opening Invitation Wording

collection on Sat1

After motto "In short, crisp but" follows this sketch from the Sat1-comedy series "Six Degrees" from last weekend at the zenith of German culture-Sketch (for example, "Sketch Up" with Dieter cancer) to.


If only hope to remain that the men share the Al Qaeda network, this kind of humor and that the creators and cast of nasty threats spared ...


Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Masterbate With A Friend

Fraunoelle is almost famous, but it's not from

Maybe I would also not deal down there. This country is full of dangerous not only mountains but also full of linguistic pitfalls. Constantly stamps in my foot when his supposed Mother tongue. And the locals still think, you do the extra and wanted to make fun of her snobbish ways. Therefore, it is perhaps good that I was then not invited as a cultural contribution from Germany in this studio in Vienna.
The thing is that I am in the city on Steffl am often a guest friendly reasons. The friend is one of the many thousands of German migrants in Austria. I like the country quite like my Austrian nurse used the time to cook for me, always excellent, as was the love for this unknown land in the mountains very early by my stomach. At that time I was already the language but the good woman funny, but was still too young to take the opportunity to regiolektalen training. And then I fell in adulthood despite early language contact several times painful to the tourists nose. Worst of the Kolatsche. What is
stopper, has certainly learned a higher proportion of Germans by any culinary encounter once. It is about what we call cottage cheese. In Austria, served like him in connection with a sweet pastry. So far, so familiar. But what, pray, is a Kolatsche? Emphasis is on a, this is very long. The word reminds one of a mixture of feces and dacha on the shoe. I saw it the first time written in a bakery display at Vienna's Westbahnhof. When volatile read, I expected it, the name promises nothing good, but it does hold good, and therefore ordered anyway, even a little curious about the taste: "Well, I would have like to have this plug-Klotasche. Such errors will certainly not every Austrian funny, because I would ever able to bring my intentional humor in a show where someone laugh?
have more than the nominal area, I finally learned from the Austrian phrases. From one or the other, I would make a smooth Bedürfnislehnwort. My favorite phrase is, with one also the reason for my wonderful burst reading in Vienna workshop, and can explain all the other ailments of the world: It went from not. My first experience with something that looked only as if it were off, but then ran out but was not, in the winter. Vienna winter, nice winter, we wanted to go sledding, you could at that time, even on snowy streets of Vienna. And a friend of my friend offered to get to Leihschlitten. This agreement made the evening, we received the next day in the morning a text message: "Go to sledding with everything from, then tell you where." Fine, we thought my German immigrant workers boyfriend and I, so things are alright with Leihschlitten. Then we can have breakfast in peace.
time passed, after a while, we ventured a demand by sms, whether that would now just work with the Mietschlitten. My friend wrote migrants teilassimilierter already highly adapted, "the Does because of it?" The answer came quickly and precisely: "Eh." This is now, was the North Germanic, explains the many Austrian word for our deutschtümelndes "clear", "safe" or "natural." We dared not to ask researchers and waited. Already languished early January of darkness, when at last came the awaited phone call: "do So I'm sorry, Mark is mitn 'today all Net output, I think is the now well never with sledding, so I did call you tomorrow, fits the eh? "" Sure, no problem, "I would have if answered reluctantly," Yes, eh, "said my brave immigrant friend. It was then, just translated into laborious German, where a problem or argument with her boyfriend, who had led that the sled rental matters so delayed that remained at the end no time for it. And if something is not quite goes out and you feel somehow guilty of it is to ask politely if that fits. And if you look relatively it is certain that it is already fit, then one wonders whether the match anyway. Normally you get a soothe "eh" to the answer.
migrants Said friend had now, at last to close the narrative arc, the idea of letting me read in his rented studio in Vienna with colleagues. What would have been an honor, dear reader, in Fraunoelle live abroad! But, you guessed it already: Between the studio people, there has been strife, how would you have put it even before reading this entry, but now rather it was no longer in between. Now my friend is atelier migrants mainly on the street and I'm not on stage. Because if it is no longer between those ran out, it could of course come here with my reading. But fits eh

Thursday, August 5, 2010

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Hispania I: Relativity on vacation

The first thing I pulled as a permanent lesson from this holiday is: It all depends on the environment. All measurable can be expressed only in relation to other variables. Einstein probably has figured out something similar back then. My relevant findings, based primarily on age, national stereotypes and body size.
Let's start in the middle of where we are on the holiday. I imagine, to have a very good eye for the nationalities of people. Spain's by my side I would keep the reputation for not necessarily for a Spaniard, if I do not know that he is one. It binds no black hair in a pigtail, no black curly carpet wants out of his top shirt button hole, under which a mahogany-colored Skin show through. I in turn will occasionally held for a Southerner - I'm not naive (but not small and narrow enough for the southern fashion, I mentioned it?). These estimates we got from a young Polish woman in Lisbon, the instrument was amazed at the information about our home for the record, addressed to me: "But this can not be, a German and a Spaniard, he has yet to darken it. skin than him! ". Apparently, the inspection turn out but also very different, as elsewhere in the Galician Lugo, they talked about skin types, a friendly locals told of a family whose light skin have inherited it seems, again addressed to me: "And I swear to you, which is blonder than you!" You have to understand that I am not really very fair. Basically, I'm more of the classic brunette. But it all depends on the needs of the environment at each exactly appropriate for a cliché. And since then we Germans are most likely to the blonde. Perhaps because it is more of us than, say, by the Swedes and we are internationally known.
And we are the tall, while the sun of the south while a happy mood, for it seems to prosper in a rather small stature. Even when I was in our journey to the English north west of relativity the seemingly obvious wrong. In Germany, often ridiculed when he said he did not was small, my companions grew suddenly found next to his Galician people, apparently in centimeters (of course as long as I introduced myself not itself result): The gas station attendant, the neighbor, the baker, all were suddenly much smaller than him. At home, however, I am the one for the high cabinets, all in accordance with the cliché. The
with age, finally, I had noticed before. I've been since early childhood, many thoughts about my own age, other people and of humanity itself. I eagerly waited every day to last a year older and to be called as early as the expiration of the sixth month of age is always one higher. For some time before I departed from this custom, which is probably related to the actual passing of the growing years of life. Anyway, I know to this day almost always to the day how old I am. Not so the Spaniards at my side - we call him but now Sergio, which is the English first name which is pronounced by all German football commentators on television always Italian. Sergio
So, I initially thought when we got to know just like concealing his age. Makes especially liked younger. When he first time in my presence, then was asked, he gave his age by one and a half years at less than truthfully. At first outraged, I soon: He did not know better. It was not present in every moment, how old he is now straight. Sometimes when you ask him about his age and I am in the process, he looks unsafe to me. 37 + / - 3, what does it matter? He has followed his own aging never been particularly interested. But for that I'm here, I know his age since our first meeting to the day as well as mine.
Recently, in Santiago, but I got the final proof that he and my age is not accurately known. And that fateful a moment: I discovered in my mirror first gray hair. Taken and a little sad I sighed. "And I'm not even two months thirty-one" He stopped, looked me in disbelief long. "Are you sure?" I thought you were thirty-three. " Slowly it is too colorful to me. Three months ago, he has me still estimated at thirty-two. What should be if he wants me sometimes reported as missing, and must provide my date of birth? I will ask my kidnappers him kindly to leave my ID card. Maybe I can but my first gray hair appear equally older.
so I summarize the lessons together for this holiday:
- There is no great and no kids, man lives in a sort of blue box, the background determines the overall look. The same is true for skin and hair color. Go as a brunette to Sweden and you look like a Muslim terrorist.
- The Egalsein age would be a desirable social goal, everybody has it already been achieved. If the age is completely relative, and no matter, however, a lot of people lose their jobs and a lot of things to their destination. The cosmetics industry. The Schönheitschiurgie. Consequently a number of sections of the tabloids. The women's magazines for women aged 40 The fashion for Best-Agers. Ah, the chain would continue indefinitely. I do not know if I am to all of this slump and the resulting Economic crisis will be to blame, because it must pay for it again so we young people (ha, right thought: Are we young?). I will therefore continue to keep in mind my age and that of Sergio to do so. Maybe he can even remember one day at least my star sign.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

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Fraunoelles Hispania, the First

I have something to submit, dear friends of Mrs. N. and good taste: I'll try again with a collection issue. In the hope that it is indeed a collection and not just a topic, I will describe from now on noel Lescher regularity anecdotes from my life at the side of Spain. Others have made money with something, and I do not know if the film version of "Mary, it taste's not "just as successful as the book. is probably too well that this will find oh so picturesque life of the Italians in the majority of Germans for ever increasing popularity and interest than that of the not quite as comical Spaniards, who are playing football now for two years before, only to spoil the fun
Now -. Friends of the knee fig and the host desecration might even have noticed -. I is increasingly Hispanic hydrophilic Although the Iberian housing bubble now burst painful, but please, the cobbler-José Luis does at least as against the debt, while the Italian prime minister is still basically only his image among women and provides further his country funny live on credit can be. Spain is somehow more honest. And the fashion freaky. In Italian clothes I fit eh not pure, neither the dimensions nor by her style. So therefore, for you, now and in the future hopefully more often: my Spain. Since I was straight. With the Spaniard. Narrative follows immediately.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

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Goethe 1778: A Sauspiel - The translator smiles

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe was scarcely thirty years old, and already he was at the time regarded as one of the "best German prose writers and poets." In Karlsruhe (in AD Gottlieb Schmieder) Goethe's early work in 1778 was published:

"Claudine von Villa Bella " is one of the few masterly early musical effusions of Goethe:
I have absolute respect for the translator, discreetly on p. 105 his own opinion about the proclaims this work. Everywhere else is right above the "C" and the "H" for this "play" ...

The boy seems to me, has humor ...


Tuesday, July 20, 2010

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The Neckar on the track

walking and marvel at the new park Eberbacher path

leisurely river flows past steep mountain slopes, medieval castles, idyllic villages and vibrant towns. Nothing appears in the romantic Neckar valley to the mighty forces to remember that changed its course always in the thousands and millions of years old interplay of uplift and subsidence of whole tracts of land, to the tapping a southward flowing current, a flow reversal, the formation of Neckar loops and their abscission . - The flow of history has nowhere left their mark so distinctive and diverse as the landscape around Eberbach. At any stage of the river valley to experience the testimonies of the Neckar development as impressive as here. On Eberbacher path of the river, discover the ancient history Neckar brand new!

The theme was the Neckartal -Odenwald and the city set up Eberbach with funding from the state of Baden-Wuerttemberg, the spiral of happiness and the EU. Initiated, planned, edited and quoted scientific support, the geo-tourism trail of Michael Hahl , owner of the geographical project offices located in the proreg Waldbrunn hunchback. took over the implementation of the graphical illustration templates Gabriele Henn . The path of the river's history will The guest Eberbach, hikers and tourists education, active vacationers and families, as well as local address discovery or school classes and students.

on a ten mile scenic trail unusually attractive to all hikers quality criteria, you roam through here a land full of surprises. At 15 bars the geological and historical development of the Neckar river is shown impressive and understandable. The route begins at the venerable Thalheim's house, headquarters of the Eberbach Park Centre in the winery road, and first runs through the Old Town. Four panels in the medieval City show that Eberbach had always been close to the river and still is today.




Then, the nature park path leads uphill to the beautiful landscape on the width of stone. An opportunity to explore current mountains that were once moved by the Neckar river loops and other former valley floors of the Neckar. One can see why the striking Eberbacher Neckar knee is a remnant Flussanzapfung and how the young Neckar was able to extend its catchment area in the course of millions of years, successively.

natural and cultural landscape, old town flair and enjoy hiking and the amazing transformation of landscape in the Neckar river can be the path of history alike . Do And after the gastronomy on the width of the stone or in Eberbach downtown lots treats and a cool drink stimulates a shopping trip or museum visit. The journey to the path of the river's history is possible with the S-train, by car or even a ship Neckar. For more information, please call 06271-87242 or e-mail tourismus@eberbach.de at the Culture - Tourism - City Information "in Eberbach City Hall. There can also order the new image brochure for the "path of the river's history."

Photos / Copyright: Michael Hahl 2010

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

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semi-final World Cup 2010 - scarab in football fever

Even a few days ago I reported on a successful fan-action maple Pharmacy in Recklinghausen for the World Cup quarter-final between Argentina and Germany ( see review World Cup 2010 - scarab rotate through! ).

With the approach of the semi-final against Spain in the pill-moving the football fever continued to rise, and since 6 July emblazoned on the front display window a new motto:
(click image to enlarge)

Bravo, boys and girls! Stay healthy, and and let you something special A smart for our last game (hopefully the final) come!


Monday, July 5, 2010

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48th Bundesliga season 2010/2011 - The Game Plan

The current World Cup euphoria should not be an issue except 8: There is life after the Football World Cup!

On Friday, the 20th August 2010 starts, the first round of the 48th Season of the Bundesliga. And as usual, on 1 Match of the game Master of the season live on free TV transfer (20.30 clock, ARD) - Bayern Munich then receives the VFL Wolfsburg.

really "cracker" is on 1 Matchday not really; interesting to the first positioning the pot could, however, the pairings HSV and Schalke 04 and Borussia Dortmund are against Bayer Leverkusen. Here, all combinations of the 1 Game day at a glance:
Here are the official Schedule Bundesliga as a PDF file for download. All other football events (also 2nd and 3rd League, women's soccer, DFB Cup, Euro League, Champions League ...) you can find here . Simply select and click!


Saturday, July 3, 2010

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2010 World Cup - Spectacular: scarab rotate through

in time added to the World Cup quarter-final between Germany and Argentina, the staff of a pharmacy in Recklinghausen discovered her heart for the game and makes a stand: the complete shop front of the pharmacy was a giant flag of Germany hanging, and a self-designed slogan on the flag leaves at a Victory suggest more additions ...
practical side effect: The flag features in the instantaneous tropical weather, a perfect sun protection on the south side. And in this great action we want to forgive them also that they have an "N" sewn on upside:
(click to enlarge)

so we can be really just curious as they top the whole thing do if our boys reach the semi-finals or even more!



Tuesday, June 29, 2010

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election of the President Live (TV and Live Stream)

On 30 June, the first football-free day of the 2010 World Cup, it happened: the Federal Assembly, as the largest parliamentary assembly of the Federal Republic of Germany will meet to elect the new President.

The 14th Federal Assembly, headed by Prof. Dr. Norbert Lammert, President of the Bundestag is composed of 1244 delegates - the 622 women members of parliament and an equal number of electors and who have been sent by the parliaments of the countries.
stand for election the following candidates:
  • the 51-year-old Prime Minister of Lower Saxony, CDU deputy and Catholic Christian Wulff as a candidate of the black-yellow coalition ( web )
  • the 70-year-old political party, DDR-critical Protestant theologian Joachim Gauck as a candidate of the SPD and the Greens ( web )
  • the 74-year-old journalist and left-wing member of parliament Lucretia Jochimsen as a candidate of the Left ( web ).
As a footnote was still noted that the NPD a own "candidate" into the race sent: the neo-Nazi singing Frank Rennik, which already took in 2009 to Horst Köhler, and was convicted in 2000 for incitement to prison on parole.

Here is a video summarizing the key background information on the election procedure:
The election will be broadcast live by several TV stations , eg Phoenix (from 9 clock) on n-tv (from 11.45 clock) and ZDF (ZDF spezial from 11.35 clock).

As Live Stream I recommend the WEB-TV of Parliament on television bundestag.de ( Direct link ) . ZDF also has a live stream for 11:35 in the library announced ZDF, and ARD offers from 9 clock on their multimedia page several streams.

I do not believe that the choice comes to surprises, because of the power hunger of the coalition will create their candidate Wulff well in the first round, the absolute majority and thus move into the Bellevue Palace - but you never know ... ;-) So quiet clean look in between times!

Monday, June 28, 2010

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Evidence: Why Lampard's goal was rightly disallowed!

The following photo document, hitherto kept under lock and key by FIFA officials, was leaked to us by a mole and reveals clearly why Frank Lampard's would-be equalizer in minute 38 of the World Cup round of 16 match Germany vs England was rightly disallowed by referee Jorge Larrionda and his linesmen.

Now, finally, the score is even as far as "Wembley goals" are concerned…


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Proof: Lampard's World Cup goal rightly not accepted!

Das folgende bisher von der FIFA unter Verschluss gehaltene Bilddokument, das uns von einem Maulwurf zugespielt wurde, belegt eindeutig, warum Frank Lampards alleged equalizer in the 38th was not recognized minute of the World Cup knockout round between Germany and England by referee Jorge Larrionda and his assistants to law.

Now it is finally drawn, as far as the "Wembley goals" ...


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

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About transatlantic host desecration

be friends of the knee Feige this text may, as friends of the Dixi / Toitoi, commonly known as the noel Leschen scatology (you inspired me at the last reading to write yet more Fäkaltexte - which will you have it). Which are reproduced below dialogues and speech are all examples taken from the English, but that is no, they work in the German translation.
It happened at one of these beautiful days that I sat with a Spaniard and a Costa Rican woman at the table and we exchanged our delicious sweets of our three countries. A recommendation of my hand I had at hand, we call this product probably commonly fruit bars: A fruity mass with bits between two sheets of edible paper. I like the taste of it, "Mandel" very happy and handed it around to the tasting. At my English-speaking callers triggered the treat of no great enthusiasms, Mrs. Costa Rica presented more analytically determine: "Aha, that's easy to Host with marzipan, right?" I could not help it as yelling to laugh, first of all whether the fact that "host" but a very flattering euphemism is for disdainful edible paper, which indeed is at best a wafer. Admittedly perhaps increased my mental distance to Catholicism my amusement. But then there was still another part of the joke, which every Spaniard as well as experts on the use language that is especially open up easily in the Iberian Peninsula (of course this is also a foxy subject relatives already noticed it, have a party for Regional linguists): The oh-so- Catholic Spaniards in general, namely, doing little more than several times a day, depending on the speaker several times an hour, verbally shit on the host. And the host asked him alone just the favorite synonym for shit. Yes, so it is really: "hostia," said the Spaniard, if it does not like something, or even noticed, shit is not always the same negative connotations (think about the German phrase "Shit, that's cool" from the Adolescents from one mouth - works). And if something particularly dislike or notice, he does it: "Me cago en la hostia!" - He craps on the host. And one can easily imagine that there are quite a few situations of abuse or being struck in the course of the day: Again, missed the bus, I fuck 'on the host. Bohr, long legs, I shit ' on the host. I shit 'on the host, why the snake is always on here so long? Host, sixteen €?
Why the Iberian Catholics constantly defile the sacred 'bread, I have not worked. Actually, they give before every occasion, Christ and his family to be sympathetic, so why the constant pollution of His Body? A late collective acting out of the anal phase, perhaps in a country where this phase was still suppressed, at least under Franco for sure? Or simply the attempt to formulate in all languages ugly word "shit" to something flowery? Holiness instead excretion, even when it's very un-Christian in the sense remains? Perhaps that should soon be time be the subject of a scientific paper - I can only ask questions.
The conclusion of the above-described tri-national situation was certainly the following: Mrs. Costa Rica had met a new Iberian language peculiarity which amused her very reluctant, but still, try this at home. Mr. Spain nodded gravely, and will continue to diligently shit on the host, but without knowing why. And women in Germany had the depth of thought because they "host" is actually associated with shit and not at all with marzipan (after all, was not even talk of a wafer), suddenly no longer so much pleasure to Fruit bars with almonds.

Monday, June 14, 2010

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The ultimate online World Cup schedule of "Marca"!

Cool, cool, innovative ... Those who have been waiting for a great interactive World Cup planners should definitely stop by to look at the website of the English sports daily Marca! Marca World Cup calendar offers on one page all information about the FIFA 2010 World Cup in South Africa, and within a few seconds after the game end Is the information updated.

And what is the best: All dates are linked in such confusion, that what one is interested, call the basis of the game date, venue, the desired team, the Group and the respective R
unde can.
click picture to enlarge!

done class! And here here for the World Cup Marca planner! have


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2010 World Cup in South Africa: "Schland, o Schland" - the video

to 2010 World Cup in South Africa again many international as well as national artists (or those who want to be) has taken deep into the moth and tricks and grabbed her chance by the hair to a more or less "own" World Cup Song on the euphoria wave mitzusurfen this event.

right well done I think the song "Schland, o Schland" of student combo Uwu Lena ft. Schlandrut from Munster, which comes standard with a World Cup-treated cover version of Jean's "Satellite". Here's the video:

If this video, as had happened with other versions uploaded, should be blocked from YouTube, by it is certainly here again ...

PS: For the cool graphics Schland I thank gedankenblick.de ! .

Update 15.6:
The owners of Lena's "Satellite" (EMI / Universal) wanted after the success of Uwu Lena on the Web no longer look like a fun brake and finally - not least inspired by the prospect of commercial success - a publication of "Schland Schland o" as a single agreed (from 18 June in the trade) and do even a professional video late filing (read here ).


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academics hats do not make money

frankly I do not remember how the hot actually correct. In the year of high school before I was, I think, also discussed: whether one should contribute to the graduation ceremony, these American college graduation hats. It was voted against, and with the distance of time, as does, I must say, for the good of all. These hats look that is already within the United States is not really good, outside of U.S. borders, they just act stupid and, in the finest and truest sense of the word is placed.
One who with such a hat, visible on his head, laid down in a final group picture advertises itself to me is basically inherently suspect. He does not look great in its advertising and is adorned with feathers, which are to say look here, now I see them smarter and can cool things that say but really nothing about brain condition and education, and ability progress of the carrier. Unfortunately I had when I became aware of the image, already paid.
times I needed help now. I had just incredibly dragged the shoulder, mind after karate training at the gym. I should leave the gym and focus fully on fighting. After the gym I could not sleep anyway because I could not lie. And actually sit no more. so went I as a recommendation to the chiropractor. And care, your warning physiotherapists and osteopaths, this is not a chiropractor, neinein, this is a very professional and very gentle methods of American education, so he can sit up doctor's said. Crack does anyway when he stretched on the rack one and is talking to the spine. But these are only vacuums, which then escapes from something, maybe air, as will be explained as a precaution before. The health insurance is of course nothing to the cracking, probably thinking, a fool who can stretch themselves voluntarily to the torture. I also ran out of sheer confusion and tension the sweat in streams, really in streams, while I lay helpless on the torture. But, it helped. Afterwards I was able to lie and sit, so even sleep. Just a little fear I had that I now geunnkt as in the anxious warnings of physiotherapists and osteopaths, are needed. I would be hooked, so to speak and would be now for ever be cracked frequently. Now when I move my neck in a certain direction, it cracks a little bit about yourself is a sign? And if so, what for? A little bit I was tempted just to book an appointment again in the oh-so-nice lady in the waiting room with the aquarium. But then I saw the final picture with the Doctor hats. And thought augeblicklich and inwardly looking down, who wants to make me such a stupid means of a hat, he's smarter or better than others, has earned enough to me. And I said sure, and a little sharp: "The final bill, please, and nothing else"
He would have perhaps got hold of me, rise to even more times on his rack, voluntary. But not with this hat.

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you say nothing

say ... you do not, dear reader, an outrage, this one will not deliver decent, because I would rather go to the kiosk and get me a magazine that appears regularly at least! Does not work here but they are perfectly unreliable Network games! If I had a subscription, I would have long ago dismissed! I'm something of acid!
you're right, so right. We are a very bad editor, we Fraunoelle. Maybe you would still want to go back - or new - to enter. Let's try again with a bit of regularity. Is equal to go.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

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2010 FIFA World Cup ENG vs AUS: The pot

On 13 June is at the World Cup opening match of the German national team against Australia. A flower pot won the boys already:


And maybe there's still at the end NEN right Pott ...