Sunday, February 27, 2011

Attaching Wood Trim To Bathtub

If the dogs wear jackets

The good thing about this record is that I can not forget. I shall run every day on the road. For yes, I must confess that I sometimes have ideas for blog articles and then forget again. I suspected as forgetting the time of the early morning hours, more sleep, where I find myself during this most. The thing is that I get the ideas usually sometime during the day and I then at night in bed before falling asleep, incubation. I am one moderately well to create more legends than the eggs of mammals, slip my boys after a certain incubation period. This is one night or more, depending on size of the egg. But sometimes when I sleep, has probably come a magpie or a raccoon, and steal the egg, because sometimes the incidence of eggs the next day away, and I must wait again until the fact that the stork throws me a new one from heaven. Not so with this egg nIf. He greets me every day like the groundhog, and now, the Venetian Carnival time, it is even more rabid about his daily crave attention.
The Venetians have all appearances, I have learned here, a special relationship with their dogs. It begins with the fact that here, in a city of water and stone, where it only in hidden private gardens, even a patch of grass and a few timid Trees are amazing, many dogs are kept. The dog to be associated with the animal loving man indeed prefer to farm, forest and field, but in general but rather with a green and spacious environment. Both are excluded in Venice, but the dogs still numerous. And usually see these dogs, which may explain their existence has so skillfully made as the architecture that make them trip. Many are so small that they can not walk at all or will, but in specially-made basket or bag jerk be worn. Likely to have these dogs for the sake of hygiene in a diaper, so I just could not verify that. And here I saw for the first time a poodle as he was aware only of Cartoons: some with shaved legs and plush feet, a souped breast coat and - sad but true - braided pigtails head to three coats. Apparently, this dog, although very large, not intended for running, because I was present the full walking time on a little channels along because my path took me in the same direction, and after an estimated 300 meters, it was already over with a walk and the poodle copy was brought home by his owner again.
But one 90 percent of the Venetian dogs is their clothing. That's right, not fur, clothing. Well, it's contrary to popular opinion here in the Veneto is not the summer, one gets here sometimes slightly off in the treacherous winter sun a cold. But the Venetians appears to believe in itself is not the Established of nature in different seasons, maybe he's simply in his art city never heard that animals usually grow a winter coat and their ancestors, evolutionary often old as the hills, well take care had to have no man pulled the wool over your own ears, but rather were not forced to have sewn The same clothes. The Venetians, however, has known, rose always liked about the nature and shaped them in his own image. He does so even today with the dog by letting him do not go without a jacket out of the house. The Venetian dog with - very different Andalusian than - today like loud colors and athletic fabrics, like with color printing, such as that of a basketball team (that is, it was the one sport suit), but not infrequently also the small woolen black, and the carnival may's also fond of (false?) sparkling gems, this may not lack a cap on her curly head. Further, there are all hip and leg lengths, whether mini or maxi, with turtleneck or V-neck. I guess the Venetian dog has his own wardrobe, probably right next to his own bathroom. Perhaps he has also learned to speak, I have hitherto not dared to mention one is so rude with such fine people.
I can not think straight now egg-n that in the affected 18th Century Venice, it shows the cartoons of my master Tiepolo was already trained dogs to dance, which also contributed clothes. And I think I'll set up a business idea here is a dog-show dance group with which I perform it next year for Carnival. This is all the rage.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Milena Velba Under Pressure Movie

shit The gulls on the lion

The advantage of all animals - from which I exclude for the moment the man again - is so that they do not have to worry about abstract values. About the moral value of the testimonies of history, for example.
I am convinced that Venice is a popular spot not only for humans but also for seagulls. There is plenty of water and plenty of fish, the sea side town is accessible from anywhere. Since it is to live well as a seagull. Flies, eat, swim, what does the gull more. As a man you have it as even more difficult: you have to laboriously Venice Walk and run in it at least twice a day to get from A to B and C. The food is almost always expensive, and do our swim one here except maybe in a gondola, and that is again expensive.
If you finally arrive at the much celebrated Mark's Square, where you kneel down in awe of the Serenissima wants to be seen how, that you can not see out of sheer conspecifics the place that you are constantly a strange camera lens is in the way that you are on the world's main hub of Far Eastern plastic versions of valuable accessories and that the ground on which it stands, a mix of Pigeons and Möwenkot is. Resigned, let the view across to San Giorgio Maggiore wander that appears away unfortunately currently unreachable until the eyes walk up finally from Palazzo Ducale to the head of the two lofty columns, which received the time jahrhunderlang coming by sea travelers grand. And up there it has always been defiant, the bronze lion, and he watches over his Mr. Markus of the city gate. The Mark is also widely unmolested, but you know what? The lion is very crappy. The gulls, who care not a jot for grandeur and history sit very much on the lion head and back. And of course they take the seats (as our species can be easily understood) like the opportunity to do even at rest their business. And so is the lion, I am sure in the top view is not bronze, not oxidized green-bronze, but mostly white. Have a look in Google Earth on the Piazza San Marco, and you see nothing but colorful caps and fuckin white lions. Because all this is to look not so nice and you may now, quite rightly, the air is passed to a visit to Venice, I have two pictures to soothe your aesthetic sensibility made, which I show you here - and you can be reassured on a really nice golden lion and a right innocent sweet delight gull.
lion

gull

And the best thing you can all that money for any planned visit to Venice . Save As I said, not much more than China, crowds and bird shit.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Mom Caught Me Sniffing Her Feet

reality creation as a holistic exercise

they cherish the desire to your daily life from time to time a little more oomph to give? Not always follow the monotony of the daily grind? How to train in the wild your responsiveness and flexibility? Just unexpected for adventure, something completely unexpected? Since I have a tip for you. Try it with the creation of a separate reality. Build your own time for a little truth, which exists even footing with other general truth, and experience what happens when the two truths suddenly collide with each other. Think of a fling? Might as well. But I want to give another example. You are now invited to follow me in this little thought experiment.
Organize a longer or shorter, and in any case for your future life meaningful study abroad as early as possible and book a flight for it. If there are still bargains. Look forward to it, that you got the flight so cheap and put the whole mind first time shelved, because you still have a lot of time until departure.
When the time moves slowly, the people around you, you automatically respond more frequently to your project. You will be asked, especially when's goes off for now. Talk about it. You do not even take a look in your documents, because the dates have been indelibly burned into your brain. Tell you when the big day, which makes things tangible and increases the anticipation. Mark the date in your calendar and tell everyone about it, your colleagues, parents, if still present, children, where already there, friends of Usedom to Constance and, preferably, your aunts and uncles, nieces and nephews. You'll notice how close you come inside the narrative tradition even this big, beautiful day.
Finally, if only missing about 48 hours, you'll initiate the specific preparations. Washing, dry, post office, organize, pay bills, in here and there, set up office assistant in the mail program and so on. Finally pack. You only have to sleep once.
The big day. Stand quietly at breakfast, showers and what else you do so grab the last little things on and look forward to when your partner can accompany you to the airport. Turn finally to the airport, arriving a half hours before departure, enough time for everything. Go to the electronic check-in for your flight and enter your data. If this does not work and the machine you something small on the time remaining until told to depart because of the electronic check-in is not able to be performed, you can not be put off. You know that you have more than enough time. Be even bat an eyelid when a friendly lady from the ground staff are offering you to help and give you your fun of the expression with your booking reference to the view. And now, dear reader, dear reader, to experience and enjoy the unique feel of the clash of two realities, Kulturwisenschaftler speak of a Clash of Realities, when the nice lady you with regret in his voice say, "Well, this flight was yesterday , on the thirtieth, today is the Thirty-first. "
I promise you, it turns You literally to the stomach. Blood shoots you in the face. For months, you have tirelessly to convince themselves and others made for the fact that you are 31 and travel pass for longer or shorter, and in any case for your future life meaningful time. And now you can enjoy your privacy in that moment when the convincingly established fact suddenly collides with the immutable reality, unfortunately, of the surrounding space-time continuum. Enjoy, once you have recovered from the first to feel another surge of adrenaline and you, as you slip your heart in my mouth when the lady at the Lufthansa counter tells you that the Return now also automatically expires because you have posted the bargain category, and that a transfer would cost at similar times whopping 800 euros. Bask Finally, as icing on the facilitators feel like can be relatively cheap but 200 € for which you sold off the lady at the last minute switch to fly the next day. Remember, you just get an incomparably thrilling rollercoaster of emotions for just 200 toad! If you are wealthy, I recommend the fun almost every other day! But
said fun is not over yet, is a small bedtime 'still on its way: are now just up to your arrival at the destination area in a space-time bubble, on a kind of existential secondary path. Actually the statement and a printed record that they would be a day early was the place of your destination, would be so at this moment already. Until recently, their real conviction under Order now on the way there, maybe just in the air. Also, your friends, relatives and colleagues imagine you there. Both are true, however, because you have left the path planning of being willing or not and hit a hook through time and space. Left, I tell you. I can only put his heart. Am also very excited, how it is when I leave tomorrow to return to my originally provided for a continuum. And especially when I get there.