Perhaps this is again just as with the howitzer (who does not remember, read the entry "Drunken birds with hoods"): I have a knowledge of, and everybody knows it already. Still out on this danger:
In front of our house at the time a mobile toilet (what a euphemism lifeless). It is there for construction workers, renovating the facade of our need to not publicly at one of the trees in the street or, worse, pee in the garden. My bike I connect more to the metal sheet directly in front of this toilet to show the construction workers: Hey, all right, I also park in front of your toilet, am not there etepetete like this and it bothers me not want you there now and purely power of Aa and pee. I will give them a good feeling here in front of our house. On one of my presence or Abschließvorgänge I noticed that the little house on a plate covered with the inscription: "Always well cared for - with Toi Toi and Dixi. Something like that. Important is the end: All contrary to my previous conviction operate Toi Toi and Dixi, the emblems of mobile business Ever direction in Germany and elsewhere as a mark! I had always thought of Toi Toi the inferior small competitors Dixi. Because let's face it: There is still no one wants it as shit at the festival in Wacken, "just again Toi Toi, and there is not" somewhere here provides a Toi Toi ". Dixi's like speed or Pampers (and has in common with the latter, too few), the brand name has been raised here about the subject matter. Dixi has become not only safe in my humble part of the collective understanding of the world long ago became synonymous with mobile crap. And I always thought, poor Toi Toi, who tries desperately to get a foot in the public cesspool, and he succeeds almost always make people better digested her to Dixie, or say at least. But it is good that you exist, Toi Toi, so I used to think ahead, even if you do not talk so has the list - you're the David in the fight against the manure-Goliath. And now I have to say horror (something white, of course, our top smart Wikipedia): There is it long gone, the David. Goliath it has already incorporated 1997th Him but left his name. And since then craps all the Western Hemisphere (for DixiToiToi entjaucht also in Europe and overseas) - in a single greedy maw excrement! Every construction worker, every concert and festival-goers, all use the same monopoly of excreta! Yes you love goodness, has it not someone want to inform the antitrust? Was probably all too dirty about what? As always encourage all about globalization, and no one cares that our excreted long ago disposed of Atlantic exciting. And ofcourse, my critics of globalization, Biohaushaltsführer and Obama fans, it was once again the Ami, who has swallowed the small Aamann from Wiesbaden.
So if anyone still wants to fight in this hypocritical country against the monopolistic exploitation of our shit, then it can only a way to give: back to nature! More again in the bushes! "Only pee" it is also much more pleasant for the olfactory sense, and for "large" is the golden rule I learned in the African Sahel: Light the paper afterwards, otherwise the neighbor's flies in the face and looks ugly. This is now my consistent anti-globalization contribution.
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