Something like that I have to accept, unfortunately, as of today. Because you can not know it's yes, just as one can know anything in the cause of God. As of today, if not since last week, however, solidifies my suspicion that God might think it's in sports with Churchill.
Last week I had to work increasingly long and thus could never train my beloved martial arts. The more I looked forward to it this week to finally do it again. Easter Monday God has made a public holiday, as is training taboo. Good. So then on Wednesday. Everything went almost as planned, I was late a few minutes on it and went flying in fresh from the office in early summer wind direction Jungfernstieg. Then I blew but that very fresh wind - directed by God's hand? - With a little puff in the eye and the contact lens. For hard lenses, as I transfer it, it hurts pretty, they must immediately take out short and lick. I climb so fast off the bike, get out the lenses, lick it and have it again just for the insertion of a finger, as another treacherous squall blows me simply from her finger onto the street. And while this happened, ladies and Men, directly and precisely at the door of the Church of Scientology.
was I now with only one contact lens for seeing, knelt down and began to look with your hands the sidewalk. A rather futile exercise in a transparent object in half pea size, could have blown the wind already common elsewhere. Incidentally, I noted here that the citizens of Hamburg, in most cases, very friendly and helpful, many passers-by stopped and asked anxiously if I do something "particular" search, knelt at times even just down to me to help me . And I think they all asked for this "certain" something, because they thought I could just resigned from Scientology (but I literally knelt before their threshold) and finally be on the search for the true faith.
The Lord of the true faith, however, had made on that day is apparently not only to prevent my exercise, but for the execution of this plan just bought Tom Cruise and his friends. Namely, when I wanted to give up hope and just search, they came suddenly in my view, that was addressed is still on the asphalt: a few sparkling clean polished black shoes. Thereupon a suit had been dressed with knotless crease. And from above asked a sly voice, "Can I help you?" I slowly looked up, saw the rest of the dark suit, accurately saw the knotted tie and mirrored sunglasses, and finally the zurückgegelte blonde hair. No doubt he was. A sergeant, Tom and his gang came to catch me. And the complicity of the Lord they had robbed me for half my vision aids. But so easily I would not do it to them, oh no! In a flash I jumped up in Kämpferpose, and more directly in the saddle of my bike restless snorting stallion. And hurled against the sinister men in suits, already one of the pedals under the foot, "I whistle on your help I do not need you watching me, I can look wonderful, even with a lens Good day!" And as the wind we flew away, my Bike stallion and I, out of reach of the left hand of God. We stopped only when we reached the safe haven of the next Fielmann branch, where I knew that my worldly help in the form of modern technology was certain. By then, of course Karate training was over. Now
remain open to me the following questions: 1 God is fundamentally opposed to sport, or is it just the martial action, which he condemned in my case? In the movie "Dogma" God plays in the form of Alanis Morissette favorite golf - a more peaceful sport, but golf clubs can also be deadly weapons.
second God is now in league with shady thugs like the Scientologists, or even the brothers Pius or not?
third If this covenant is a sad reality - then who is the boss? If the Lord can buy from Tom Cruise and partners, and sends a gust of wind, so that a helplessly become one flock in the next best supposedly saving arms issued or was it rather the leader himself, who said the poor suit-makers, "Here, I throw them you kneeling in front of the threshold, then it gathers up for me kindly, and ensures that they never do sports "? Maybe I should try
once actually playing golf and see what happens.
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