Why Women Humiliate Men

What is the "field" is concerned, one should know the following! My

The unofficial Oktoberfest order

first It is not "the meadow" or "Oktoberfest", but "to d'Wiesn".
second To prevent communication problems with the service personnel and to avoid discussions, should the conversation on the words "No a distance" limit.
third To keep hands clapping for the supple, it is recommended that the "chicken" - for non-Bayern: - not to dissect with the cutlery roast chicken. The waitress is instructed with "I prefer to eat de Finga.
4th Anyone who leaves his hard-won seat only temporarily adopted, with the option saying "I go to the biesln.
5th The question "Is the place still available?" is in principle never answered "No", but Bavaria and diplomatically with "Do no kemman which" abgeschmettert.
6th Rule 5 shall terminate if it is the requester or a person of the caliber dream girl or dream man. Watch it: Make sure that the person does not serve as a decoy, and

a) Ten semi-unconscious Italians or

b) Five has crashed "Europe-in-ten-days-Americans

in tow. are welcomed unconditionally and welcome people who have obviously a larger contingent of beer-vouchers.

7th The instructions of the Order - Identification Service are glassy eyes and hat - is followed. They are for your safety.
8th Greater distances within or outside the beer tent can add the sentence "I MUAs schbeim" - I throw up the same - be completed much faster.
9th From 21.00 clock or 1, 8 per thousand, it applies to every employee to conceal his true identity and, eventually pose as employees of the competition.
10th Fraternities, vows of love and salary increases can be very safely on the Wiesn, as they lose the commencement date of the next calendar day to apply.

guide for Oktoberfest

problem: The beer is unusually pale and tasteless

Cause: Glass empty.
solution: Let's bring you a new one!
display

problem: The opposite wall is covered with bright light.

Cause: You are fallen back now and see the ceiling.
solution: binding tight to the bar or at the table!
problem: You have cigarette butts and ashes in the mouth

Cause: You fell with his head in the ashtray.
Solution: See above!
problem: the beer does not taste and the shirt front is wet

Cause: Mouth not open or glass attached to the wrong place on the face.
solution: Go to the bathroom and practice a few times in front of the mirror!
Problem: You get cold and wet feet

Cause: You have kept the glass at the wrong angle.
Solution: Turn the glass, shows up to the open position toward the ceiling!
Problem: You get hot and cold feet

Cause: Lack of bladder control.

solution: Stand next to nearest dog and you make fun of his lack of education!
problem: The floor looks blurry

Cause: You look through the bottom of your empty glass.
display

solution: Let's bring you another beer!
problem: The ground moves

Cause: You'll also worn.
Solution: Find out if it takes you to another place!
problem: The room has bars on windows and doors

Cause: You are in a drunk tank.
Solution: Order yourself a taxi to the nearest bar!
problem: The taxi takes a sudden and unusual colors and patterns.

Cause: Beer consumption has exceeded your personal limits.
solution mouth closed!
In this sense: A toast to the hospitality!

PS. I do not like Oktoberfest!